I took the Dalai Lama out for pizza once. He went up to the counter and said, “Make me one with everything.”
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(I am ridiculously pleased by this joke (which I read on Facebook, so thank you, Roger) because it involves both the Dalai Lama and pizza, two things that are awesome! But it’s not as funny when you say it out loud. Just ask F. He didn’t get it.)
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